Hello! Bet you were expecting the followup at noon, like always! Well... Emerald's computer crashed this morning but uh... things are up and running now, more or less.
A summary of Emerald's morning, captured in this screencapture that did not go well.
Ep. 90 of Steven Universe is shaping up to be one of my favorites. A love letter to a very specific genre of film and anime. See it in 2016!— Matt Burnett (@mcburnett) January 30, 2015
Is anybody else craving mozzarella sticks now? That is some beautifully animated food!
Steven what have you done?!
Oh hey, Ian is alright after all!
I don't know about you, but I'd totally eat deep fried pizza!
"You're Fryman! Look at your hair!"
Wear heelies to escape your feelies!
I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!
Woah geez Kofi calm the heck down!
"Where she at though?"
Who else expected Ronaldo to say he was gay?
WAIT SHE'S REAL?
Hey wait a second... She looks kind of familiar...
Oh right! It's the girl from Lion 2: The Movie!
Just as shocked as all the viewers!
"JANE! MY OHIME-SAMA!"
Aww, I love his little sign!
PEARL HAS A NEW OUTFIT?
My crops are flourishing, my acne is clear, my family stopped feuding, colors are brighter, the sun is shining...
Pearl invented the high waisted pants mom look.
And just a touch of half-alien magic!
Tch, all according to plan!
"WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANY TIME!"
Man, Ronaldo did not deserve to lose his girlfriend. I hope they get back together. :(
When Garnet hasn't been in the last five episodes but you can't afford to hire Estelle. Just have her stand in the background and look cool.
Hmm, so if Garnet was here, then who was missing from this episode?