.... anyway let's get started.
Looks like Steven's gotten better with the gearstick than last time we saw. Foreshadowing~~~~
Connie's back! Best episode of the week! Sorry, Mr. Greg. Pearl and Greg coming to an understanding through song is great and all, but it's no Connie mother-flippin' Maheswaran.
I really hope Greg stays rich. Then again, when he splurges on a car, he still buys used. He's not a man of expensive tastes!
Here's some more 90s Greg for all you 90s Greg fans! He could be a car model; check out that pose.
Uh Greg, if you're gonna lie all over the car like that you should at least buy it dinner first, heh heh am I right?
Oh uh, you did? Wait, where did the spaghetti come from? Greg, what are you doing?
Now the spaghetti is stuck in the car, Greg. Who is taking these pictures?
(sigh) please submit your Greg x Dondai (Grondai) fics to email@example.com. I guess it's canon now. He's got a feel for his automobile.
Oh hey, is that the clerk from Mr. Greg? And I hope we see that police officer in a future episode too!
Aw yiss, there's music, they're happy and having fun... they gon' fuse!
Wait, is that a Blackberry? What is this, 2006? Get with the times, lame-o. (Apologies to any Blackberry users out there I'm sure they still make phones)
|"Hey! you forgot to- eh, what do I care? I'm rich."|
|"Hate's a strong word!" "It's a strong feeling, too."|
Do these two remind you of anyone?
|"That guy? He's not even worth the time of day. Don't even give him the satisfaction of thinking about him." "Thanks, Mr. Universe."|
|"I still feel like there's something big I wanna say to him, y'know? Something to make him think."|
|"I'll race you!"|
Stevonnie's back! And they've got a speaking part! And they're low-key flipping the bird. Kevin's going down!
|"Are you saying that you don't know the true power of the Supremo?"|
music and cue the CGI cars, we're doing this proper! Also some have pointed out the Blue Jay might be a shout out...
|"It's Kevin time!"|
Even Stevonnie's mocking laughter is adorable. They're so adorable I'm gonna die.
|"Omigosh, this is it!" "Are they gonna crash?" "No! We're about to witness the true power of the Supremo!" "Ohhh!"|
I think Ronaldo's found his niche here. I like it when he's the nerdy sage, rooting for our heroes from the sidelines because he knows what they're capable of.
Stevonnie, didn't anyone tell you driving barefoot is dangerous?
Inertia Drift?! Did anyone else cheer during this moment? This cartoon race has me so pumped!
|"I know you wanna be close, but this is a little clingy!" "Ugh."|
Also the characters are looking the wrong direction in these shots. This was probably done on purpose though, to avoid breaking the 180-degree rule. It's more important to make sure that the viewer is able to follow what's going on than making sure the shots are 100% accurate.
|"Ugh! Why do you have to be such a jerk all the time?"|
|"Blah blah blah lies lies lies"|
Would anyone else have been disappointed if it turned out Kevin's story was real? I'm glad he doesn't have some tragic backstory that Steven can help him cope with through friendship. Just let us have someone we can hate. The show's probably gonna redeem Jasper soon enough, but we'll always have Kevin!
|"I'm like this because I think it's funny!"|
Kevin is your typical internet troll. No wonder Steven instantly hated him!
|"No! We have to beat him. He deserves to lose!"|
|"Steven, he's the reason we fused." "(Gasp!) We are obsessed with him!"|
You closed the window. Thank you! Now you can focus on being awesome!
I love this shot so much. Not only is it really cool and an homage to many similar shots in Initial D, but it also shows how much fun Stevonnie's starting to have now that they've decided to just enjoy themselves.
|Rose Quartz laugh|
nitrous. What self-respecting street racer doesn't?
like this. (Tokyo Drift spoiler)
|"Aww, I was rooting for you, Dondai!" "Kevin is the worst! Boo!"|
|"You know, Kevin, you were right. The view from the mountain was pretty great."|
|"Second place isn't so bad... for my first time driving a car!"|
c/o Cartoon Network
Somewhere in the 100s
Steven Universe, TV, 7:00 PM
Dear Ms. Sugar,
Please keep AJ Michalka on staff so you can include Stevonnie in more episodes. In fact, please rework all future episodes of Steven Universe to feature Stevonnie. They are the best.
If you agree, please write your own similar letter and mail it to:
c/o Please don't actually do this
2013 The Show is Perfect As It Is St.
Keep Up The Good Work, TY, 12345
And they heard him exclaim
as they drove out of sight
"You're obsessed with me!"
Which they ignored.