"Back again, are we, Starlight? You always were a persistent one. What more is there to discuss? Your little rebellion was fun, but it's over now. Everyone was growing quite tired of it. The planet and gems you ruined will be destroyed, as is the way of all that defies our order. When you can demonstrate that you are ready to be tasked with another colony, then we can find a more appropriate planet for you. Perhaps one that has already been cleansed of pesky organics."
"Oh, is that not all, Starlight? You grow bored, waiting these eons? Very well. If it's a story you desire, then a story you shall have. Everyone loves telling stories."
"Once upon a time, there was an immature, impatient Diamond named Magenta. She believed she could run a colony, even though her magical powers were still a long way from fully developed. Her responsible sisters, Amber and Cyan, did their best to help her, but Magenta turned away. Everyone could see that Magenta was in over her head. She had to resort to imbuing the organic life on her colony, doomed to destruction thought it was, with magical powers in a desperate attempt to augment her own. Her magical familiar spirits were instrumental in bewitching the gems under her command, and giving her the power to fight the authority of her sisters. She mistakenly believed that organic life was actually worthwhile, instead of the mistaken dead-end of nature it actually is."
"Thankfully, Starlight, even the power of Magenta's familiars stood no chance against the Diamond Authority. Magenta finally turned herself in, and while she was being rehabilitated, Everyone went down to her colony and destroyed every last trace of her familiars. Oh yes, it was -- Starlight, do not interrupt the story with your loud roars. This is very... Wait, wha-"
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