We got movie sign! It's finally here! The long-anticipated Steven Universe movie! At the length of around 6 normal Steven Universe episodes, we are in for a doozy of a ride! The Crewniverse worked extra hard on this one, folks. Expect some
amazing animation,
awesome acting,
wonderful writing, and
boodles of new
spectacular songs to find yourself humming for weeks to come!
I'm going in blind, how about you? I haven't seen any of the trailers or nothin'. Usually I'd speculate on the episode title, but I've got nothing to go on! The only thing I know is the fandom keeps talking about the main villain, who they're calling "Heartstone." Oh no, this is another Bloodstone incident again, isn't it? Of course! The Crewniverse are geniuses! Ronaldo was the
Big Bad all along, hiding in plain sight! A real
master of puppets, only
appearing to be incompetent! He's been massing power this whole time... able to do it behind the scenes while Steven and the Gems were off-world! That's why
his blog has been silent for the past two years! The Bloodstone incident was him attempting to gain access to the Crystal Gem's temple and the
Crystal Heart within. But now that the Earth is full of newly un-corrupted gems who don't know about anything that's happened in the past 6 millennia, he's got himself an army! Can the Crystal Gems stand a chance? Will the temple fall? What evil machinations does Ronaldo have planned for the Crystal Heart?
Oh wow this sounds amazing! I can't wait any longer. I'm going to sneak a peek at the
movie poster and...
Oh. It's a completely new character.
Never mind, folks! I got carried away again.
Don't worry Dave, you'll get one of these right someday...
It's showtime at 6 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network! If you didn't pre-order your movie ticket 3 months in advance, don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.
Oh and don't forget to stick around after the show! I'm told there'll be a nifty behind-the-scenes documentary on the movie for all of us to enjoy.
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