• Steven Universe Finale - Episodes Discussion/Streams

    Last time on StevenBall Future, Steven went Super-Steven and handily defeated Earth's most powerful warrior, Jasper. Now that Jasper swears her loyalty, there's only one place to go: Homeworld. Home of the most powerful gem warriors in the universe. Can Steven destroy the Diamonds and their guardian Spinel to achieve his rightful position as ruler of the universe? Peace was never an option.

    Tonight, we have four action packed episodes. The final four:

    Homeworld Bound:
    I mean honestly, the conquest probably take Steven all of 10 minutes. After all, the Diamonds don't suspect a thing. After casting their shattered remains into the core of the planet, Steven will be the ruler of the entire Gempire. The last Diamond standing. And then...

    Everything's Fine:
    You know what they say, the conquest is more fun than the kingdom. Even with Connie's extensive knowledge of political science and sociology, this Gempire won't run itself. Steven's a warrior now! He can't sit and hold court all day. But what to do? He beat everybody! There's no-one left! Unless...

    I Am My Monster:
    Unless he fights himself. That's right, it's time for the bout of the eon! But how will he pull it off? Cloning? Please. He's the ruler of all Gemkind now. He can just have them build another Hourglass! Armed with his brand new time machine, he's free to jump all throughout his own past, defeating himself as many times as he wishes. That is, unless he's defeated himself! The Hourglass gets damaged in the scuffle and catapults Steven into...

    The Future:
    This is it, folks, the whole point of the show. As Steven wanders around the temporal landscape, unstuck from time, he can observe the web of his potential futures spread out before him in a way Garnet only wishes she could.  How do most of them turn out? How many of them have him marrying Connie? How many of him show his lust for power and conquest overcoming and destroying him? How will he get out of this temporal purgatory and lock back into a timeline? And will he be able to pick the best one?

    Or not. I've been wrong about these predictions occasionally. Can't win 'em all!

    The Future comes to an end starting at 7 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network. If you're unstuck from time and can't make it back in time for the show, Don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.

    And hey, it's been quite a ride, hasn't it? On behalf of the Beach City Bugle staff, thank you for taking this journey with us. As we pull into this final stop, don't despair. After all, who knows what The Future holds?

    Here we are in The Future, and it's bright.

  • Mr. Universe / Fragments - Episode Discussion/Streams

    What's Greg been up to? How's Greg taking all of this? This future stuff? Steven growing up? Literally? Is it time for another Greg episode? Will there be a road trip? Will his hair grow back? Will there be lessons learned? Is anyone else going a little stir-crazy right about now?  Did anyone else lose all track of time and forget what day it was? Hey, do you suppose "Fragments" mean that this is a Greg episode because something terrible happens to Steven? Will terrible things ever stop happening to Steven? Will I ever run out of questions?

    Find out at 7 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network! And if you're not trapped at home for the foreseeable future and are instead out saving the world, don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.

  • Together Forever / Growing Pains - Episodes Discussion/Streams

    The Steven Universe fandom has had its rough patches. Long hiatuses. Uncertain airdates. Bloodstone. We've been stood up, messed around, and taken for fools. But this time around, we know what we're in for. With Steven Universe Future coming to a close at the end of the month, some of us ain't too proud to beg for more. It would take a strong, strong fan to stay going strong into the post-series era. But don't despair. We don't need to cry for help, Steven's here! And he's never gonna give us up, never gonna let us down. If we're willing to take him to our hearts, we'll be together forever.

    When you gonna tune in? 7:00 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network, of course. But if taking him to your heart gives you growing pains, don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.

  • In Dreams / Bismuth Casual - Episodes Discussion/Streams

    Sweet dreams! What are your dreams? Bismuth's dream is scaleable manufacturing! That's right, tonight, Bismuth gets down to business. Let the puns roll! I mean, it makes sense. She's great at forging weapons, but aside from Ronaldo, whom can she sell them to? Watch Bismuth go from a small, forge-on-demand Etsy weapon-smith, selling fine anime-inspired swords, to a multinational conglomerate selling dangerously-sharp collectibles! But is it lonely at the top? Will capitalism corrupt our corporate crystal collectible creator? Will she have a revelation about workers' rights, Undercover Boss style? Tune in and find out!

    Bismuth's business goes public at 7:00 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network! If you're unsatisifed, make a complaint to your local Better Bismuth Bureau, and get your refund from the streams and downloads after the break.