HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVEN! I hope there's a big party! Probably at the barn, so make sure you give everyone directions! Don't forget your birthday suit! I'll bet the Crystal Gems will be there, and Peridot too, and also Greg and Lion and hopefully Connie, and maybe the Cool Kids and possibly Sadie and to a lesser extent Lars... Man, it's gonna be a whiz-bang heck of a time! Wouldn't it be cool if Lapis showed up? Well I mean I guess that'd mean you'd have to deal with Jasper but... ok yeah that'd really take the wind out of your special day, so let's not hope for Lapis. Maybe Lapis can show up in the next episode. Still, it's gonna be a fun day with presents and games and who knows what else?
You just gotta promise me one thing, Steven... please do your best to not age and die like you almost did last time, ok buddy? No aging. No dying. You can handle that, right Steven? Please survive your birthday.
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