Description: Holly Blue invites Yellow Diamond to her substation for an unforgettable presentation. (A recreation of the Steamed Hams meme, but it involves Holly Blue Agate as Skinner and Yellow Diamond as Chalmers. This was a request from someone. I'm sorry that I did this, may Rebecca Sugar have mercy on my soul.)Steamed Hams, but it's Steven Universe
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Description: They had never considered it as a possibility. Cross-gem fusion. But hearing about it from their lost little sister and then watching two ill-matched gems turn into one enormous fighting force was all the quartz soldiers needed to strike their ambition. Of course, there were twelve amethysts to just three jaspers and a single carnelian. What happened next was simple math. Flattering, to an extent, but also...well...amethysts are exhausting at the best of times…. A famethyst fic, focusing on Carnelian and Skinny Jasper, with lots of laughter and ass-kicking thrown in.The Prettiest Girls at the Ball
