Still wondering why we've never seen the shards and if the Diamonds have any idea what happened to them. Judging from The Trial, neither of them were present. So how can anyone be sure?
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Hello you wonderful readers, I am Jamie, your postman! Well, not your postman, unless you happen to be from Beach City. And if you are, I apologize if your mail was slightly delayed today, as I was up late last night agonizing over this very guest contribution to this very blog!
As you may know, every postal carrier swears the oath, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." But unfortunately, the vastness of space does. Or so I thought! The mail for our lost Lars Barriga had been piling up in the Undeliverables bin, but then Steven Universe, the precocious magical youth of my hometown, revealed to us the secret interdimensional portal through the mane of his curious pink feline friend, Lion! And by "us," I mean me. Barb was on assignment yesterday, saying something about a special mail delivery to Empire City.
Lion and I have always gotten along famously. We have an understanding. The two of us alone know the burden of delivering sometimes-magical objects safely to their destination! And so it is wonderfully poetic that Lion should be the one to deliver me and my cargo safely across the distance of space and time.
I must admit, I was initially terrified. During the same event that took Lars away from us, I wound up literally trapped inside the body of an extraterrestrial being. Seeing Steven's hand pass into the mane of Lion brought me back to that horrific day. Of being unable to move and feeling nothing but pressure closing in on all sides. But the mail must go through! After a pep talk from Steven as he held the portal open, I closed my eyes, and with a mighty yell, threw myself into the cotton candy abyss.
The trip, friends, was absolutely surreal. This world between two worlds manifested as a pair of arboreous islands in a sea of pink hair. I found I could not draw breath in this world and had to scramble for the exit. Triumphantly, I emerged, overflowing mail sack on my shoulder, through the head of the most sought-after Undeliverable in the entire postal system.
Turns out it was mostly junk mail. Outdated solicitations for donations to former Mayor Dewey's re-election campaign, a stack of unpaid mobile phone bills stretching back six months, Flyers for concerts already passed, angry notices from The Big Donut's corporate offices about not showing up for work, etcetera. Ah well. The postman can't promise you good news; he can only deliver it to you on time. Or, well, as quickly as he could, given the circumstances.
But it was all worth it, faithful readers. For after making that mail delivery, my eyes beheld the beauty and radiance of the amazing Rhodonite. Lovely, from her salt-and-pepper two-toned coiffure, to her four eyes, two inquisitive and two inviting, to her four arms, two strong and two graceful, to her powerful legs, all the way to her dainty feet. She is everything I saw in Garnet and more. She regarded me in her soft voice, unsure of what to make of me. I tried to work up the nerve to speak, but lost it when the small, orange gem announced that I would be arriving. So I merely bowed and took my leave.
I simply must see her again! And so, dear reader, I implore you: please write letters to Lars.
The next mail delivery to the bridge of the Sun Incinerator is at 7:30 PM ET/PT (it's when Lion would be available) on Cartoon Network. If you don't have sufficient postage, don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.
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Looking at these lovely babies! If gems were cats Steven would definitely adopt all of them.
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[Shipping]
Author: SherbetLemonDescription: When Lars returns to Earth, Steven gives him a ticket to that nights Sadie Killer and the Suspects gig. He’s reluctant to go and plans to hide at the back but when he sees Sadie’s performance he’s spellbound, and his newfound confidence spurs him into confession! -Basically a fic where these two finally reunite and get together because I need to see it happen!
Reunited
Labels: Author: SherbetLemon, Buck Dewey, Complete, Jenny Pizza, Lars, Sadie, Shipping, Sour Cream, Steven, Story -
Do you think we'll eventually get an origin story for this guy? Or can we assume the same thing happened to him that happened to Lars? Was that the Crewniverse's way of giving us his origin? Still curious that Rose saved him above other animals. I'm sure he wasn't the only dying creature she came across.
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Check out this really cool Steven Universe themed clock! This would be a good addition to any fans house.
BUY HERE
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[Shipping] [Slice of Life]
Author: perbeDescription: Later, much later, S. will tell you, “She must have loved you very much,” and you will remember the screaming insects and the comet and that creeping smog, and – Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Pearl, Rose and the Great Comet of 1922
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Well, she got her 3 seconds of fame, guess it's time to merchandise! These appear to be a Hot Topic exclusive, and may not be available at all locations yet. But hey, you can buy it on Ebay!
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We teamed up with @HowStuffWorks to bring you a podcast about everything animation! Special guests include @rebeccasugar @ianjq @TheBillyWest @tarastrong and @SethGreen !
— Cartoon Network (@cartoonnetwork) April 24, 2018
First episode drops May 1st on: https://t.co/2iXjFQJAJS pic.twitter.com/lOoNg6H2K8
Not other Crewniverse members, mind you. But CN is launching a new podcast about animation this coming May! Sugar will be featured at some point, possibly even in the first episode. So check it out!
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Looks like folks who pre-ordered the limited edition 7” vinyl got hit with another surprise earlier this month. Of course, if you were a fool and purchased the vinyl at San Diego Comic Con, you didn't get this. Check below the break to see what people randomly got in the mail, and theorize in the comments what it even means!
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[Random] [Sad]
Author: KriegsaffeNo9Description: Translated: "Connie the Sharpshooter" What If... Pearl was a riflegem, and taught Connie how to shoot?
Connie die Freischutze
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Sharpshooter Pearl
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Do you think Cat Steven's missing eye is a premonition for something coming up in the show?
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Hey all! Little Ursa here with my very first episode followup! Crazy, huh? I've been doing stuff on this site for so long and yet this is my very first episode followup. Pretty wild. But what's also pretty wild is this episode. Why is it wild, you might ask? Well, because it's an episode with an in depth look at Garnet.
Join me for my first followup right after the break!
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[Random] [Slice of Life]
Author: Completely DifferentDescription: After thousands of years guarding and caring for the humans in Pink Diamond's zoo, the Fam thought they knew everything about the species. A group of three Earth teenagers prove them wrong.
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Lars has returned to Earth! Does that mean his days of space piracy are over? Well at least for now they are, because he's back to trying to be a typical teenager. A typical zombie teenager!
But as always, his peers (and by that I mean Kevin, not the Cool Kids) can't allow being different. And having pink skin is pretty different. Kevin insults Lars, so Lars does what any rational pink teenager with otherworldly magic powers would do... he crashes Kevin's pool party and jumps on the pool! With his shoes on!
No, not in the pool, on the pool. He can walk on water just like Lion!
And then Kevin calls the cops, so Lars portals away back to the Sun Incinerator and flies off on another space adventure.
Oh well.
Team Lars is blasting off again at 7:30 PM ET/PT on Cartoon Network! If Kevin won't let you watch it at his pool party, don't worry! We've got streams and downloads after the break.
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Right from the CN site! No leaks this time. Here's the airing schedule for the latest upcoming episodes, including some reruns and two new episodes airing in two weeks on May 7! CN might give us an early app release though, so stay tuned!
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Do you think Pearl could ever move on from Rose? And if she did, would she just become infatuated with someone else?
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[Dark] [Sad]
Author: fallenfromlusterDescription: “It was a sword! You shattered her with a sword.” Steven was back from Homeworld, but things were still bad. Connie had noticed he wasn't himself, and the question echoed in his mind: which sword shattered Pink Diamond?
Steven Needs to Ask a Question
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